Aquaslash

To celebrate their graduation, the teenagers from Valley Hills High School have organized an ’80s-themed party at the old Wet Valley water park. Things turn gruesome when it’s revealed that a mysterious maniac has inserted giant razor blades into one of the water slides. The water park thus becomes the backdrop for a bloodbath (literally), and everyone is a suspect…
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Credits: TheMovieDb.

Film Cast:

  • Josh: Nicolas Fontaine
  • Priscilla: Brittany Drisdelle
  • Alice: Madeline Harvey
  • Tommy: Paul Zinno
  • Paul Wilkinson: Nick Walker
  • Conrad: Chip Chuipka
  • Michael Randall: Howard Rosenstein
  • Chad: Cameron Geller
  • Kimberley: Lanisa Dawn
  • Cindy: Samantha Hodhod
  • Mrs. Danforth: Suzanna Lenir
  • Slim: Ryan Ali
  • Big Phil: Ivan Ossa
  • Jimmy: Owen Bruemmer
  • Lawyer: Xavier Sotelo
  • Lifeguard: Thomas Wilkinson Fullerton

Film Crew:

  • Production Manager: Carole Mondello
  • Producer: Benoit Beaulieu
  • Sound Designer: Christian Rivest
  • Line Producer: Philippe Chabot
  • Music: Renaud Gauthier
  • Associate Producer: Marie-Claire Lalonde
  • Production Design: Sylvain Lemaitre
  • Producer: Albert I. Melamed
  • Director of Photography: Derek Branscombe
  • Key Grip: Andrés Rodrigo Castillo
  • Boom Operator: Casey Brown
  • Executive Producer: Frédéric Pons
  • Executive Producer: Mathias Bernard
  • Executive Producer: Pierre-Alexandre Bouchard
  • Executive Producer: Antoine Disle
  • Key Makeup Artist: Maude Pascale
  • Makeup Artist: Lucie Besson
  • First Assistant Director: Alexandre Bernard
  • Producer: Philip Kalin-Hajdu
  • Best Boy Grip: Alex Filion
  • Gaffer: Jaden Scholes
  • Executive Producer: Adam O’Brien
  • Colorist: Éric Gaudry
  • Music Supervisor: Joss Dumas
  • Costume Designer: Jenn Pocobene
  • Executive Producer: Arun Arora
  • Executive Producer: John Saunders
  • Executive Producer: Niranjan Maganti
  • Executive Producer: Patrick Holzman
  • Executive Producer: Francis Bourque
  • Second Assistant Director: Anne-Catherine Bolduc
  • Script Supervisor: Julie Janssens
  • Digital Imaging Technician: Andre Re
  • First Assistant “A” Camera: Francois Bouchard
  • Second Assistant “A” Camera: John Lipsz
  • Set Dresser: Aymeric Frescura
  • Set Dresser: Emmanuel Muh
  • Graphic Designer: Kim Maurice
  • Property Master: Alexandre Vincent
  • Property Buyer: Audrey Blais
  • Key Costumer: Marie Trevennec
  • Key Hair Stylist: Johanne Doyon
  • Best Boy Electric: Michael Aheld
  • Unit Manager: Martin Cabral
  • Post Production Coordinator: Anouk Cazalis

Movie Reviews:

  • Gimly: Was… Was this great? I genuinely can’t tell. I finished watching this and then immediately watched it again and I **still** have no idea. Seriously, I can’t even work out if **I** thought this was good or not, let alone whether anybody else would.
  • Kamurai: Decent watch at best, won’t watch again, and can’t recommend outside a Bad Movie Night.

    While it is great to see young ladies pretending to be high schoolers in bikinis…it’s not a unique selling point by any means.

    The movie also takes far too long to establish things and get onto the actual action.

    The traditional 2nd act action and 3rd act resolution is highly reduced and not satisfying for me.

    For the murder mystery aspect of it, there is no character approach to finding the murderer. No cops, detectives, or gang of kids with a talking dog actively searching for the killer, the investigation isn’t part of the story, it’s just sort of a tacked on addition to the story.

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