You Don’t Mess with the Zohan

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan’s desire runs so deep that he’ll do anything — including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver — to make his dreams come true.
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Film Cast:

  • Zohan Dvir: Adam Sandler
  • Dalia Hakbarah: Emmanuelle Chriqui
  • Fatoush “The Phantom” Hakbarah: John Turturro
  • Michael Klayman: Nick Swardson
  • Gail Klayman: Lainie Kazan
  • Salim Yousfobdal: Rob Schneider
  • Kevin: Kevin Nealon
  • Mariah Carey: Mariah Carey
  • Dorit: Yamit Sol
  • Kids’ Salon Owner: Adria Tennor
  • Nasi: Daoud Heidami
  • James T. O’Skanlon: Dave Matthews
  • Mrs. Greenhouse: Charlotte Rae
  • Grant Walbridge: Michael Buffer
  • Oori Shulimson: Ido Mosseri
  • Hamdi: Sayed Badreya
  • Yosi: Robert Smigel
  • Hassan: Ido Mor
  • Michal: Donna Feldman
  • Older Lady in Salon: Norma Michaels
  • Ze’ev: Danny A. Abeckaser
  • Older Lady in Salon: Bunny Levine
  • Bruce Vilanch: Bruce Vilanch
  • Himself: John McEnroe
  • Zohan’s Mother: Dina Doron
  • Zohan’s Father: Shelley Berman
  • Taxi Driver: Chris Rock
  • Paul Mitchell: John Paul DeJoria
  • Claude: Alec Mapa
  • Waleed: Ahmed Ahmed
  • Yitzhak: Ben Wise
  • Tom: John Farley
  • Pinchas: Yossi Marshek
  • Aharon: Guri Weinberg
  • Bashir: Mousa Kraish
  • Ephraim: Roni Levy
  • Levi: Reuven Bar-Yotam
  • Gray Kleibolt: Barry Livingston
  • Philip: Rick Gifford
  • Real Estate Agent: Daniel Browning Smith
  • Doorman: Tyler Spindel
  • Mariah’s Assistant: Julia Lea Wolov
  • Mariah’s Assistant: Dana Goodman
  • Fred: Todd Holland
  • Coleman: Kevin Grady
  • Skizzy: Bobby Tisdale
  • Commander: Herzl Tobey
  • Second Commander: Ori Pfeffer
  • Koby: Alex Luria
  • Avi: Guy Oseary
  • Danny: Yinon Sapir
  • Sara: Naama Nativ
  • Homeless Guy: Dennis Dugan
  • Exploded Shop Owner: Gerry Del Sol
  • Debbie: Shulie Cowen
  • Nadira: Maysoon Zayid
  • Mrs. Skitzer: Helen Siff
  • Mrs. Paulson: Cynthia Frost
  • Older Lady in Salon: Anna Berger
  • Older Lady in Salon: Susan Grace
  • Older Lady in Salon: Marjorie Loomis
  • Older Lady in Salon: Carol Schlanger
  • Older Lady in Salon: Edith S. Wolfrey
  • Older Lady in Salon: Phoebe Dorin
  • Hip Salon Receptionist: Lina So
  • Blonde at Salon: Eloise DeJoria
  • Catty Hairdresser: Vanessa Long
  • African American Salon Owner: Donielle Artese
  • Little Boy: Blake Bertrand
  • Doctor: Sid Ganis
  • Plus Size Girl at Disco: Laurie Meghan Phelps
  • DJ: Kenneth Greenaway
  • First Woman in Cab: Constance Barron
  • First Woman in Cab: Kristen Lowman
  • Second Woman in Cab: Penelope Windust
  • Second Woman in Cab: Kathleen Noone
  • Angry Tall Driver: Christopher Innvar
  • Truck Driver: Ray Garvey
  • Dog Owner: Barbara Ann Davison
  • Hamdi’s Passenger: Eric Lamonsoff
  • Boy Customer: Connor Wiles
  • Arguing Female Customer: Jennifer De Minco
  • Walbridge’s Girlfriend: Nicole Bennett
  • Pharmacist: Edmund Lyndeck
  • Inaz: Lily Javaherpour
  • Hamdi’s Wife (voice): Kristina Haddad
  • Phantom’s Trainer: Larry Marko
  • Reporter: Anne Marie Howard
  • Beach Girl: Veerta Motiani
  • Kayaker: Billy Concha
  • Terrorist with Hand: Marco Khan
  • Disco Merchant: Sam Sagheb
  • Disco Merchant: Latif Marotti
  • Disco Merchant: Christian Reeve
  • Rabbi: Aesop Aquarian
  • Girl on Zohan’s Shoulders: Michelle Arenal
  • Hot Girl in Club: Jordan Ashbrook
  • Eti: Moran Atias
  • Girl at Mall: Ashley Ausburn
  • Cheerleader: Barbara Jean Barrielle
  • Isreali Fan: Mike Basone
  • Fry Cook: Mike Batayeh
  • Autograph Seeker #1: Robert Benny
  • Hackey Sack Enthusiast: Denise Bradley
  • Isreali Soldier: Guile Branco
  • Businessman: Lamar Brown
  • Isreali Dancer: Melanie Bulujian
  • Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl: Monica Cabral
  • Times Square Crazy Man: Kevin Cannon
  • Phantom’s Wife: Ella Christopher
  • Nick: Nick Clark
  • Ribbon Cutting Girl: Cheryl Cosenza
  • Phantom’s Wife: Rossie Cottrell
  • Isreali Hacky Sack Fan: John Dardenne
  • Hot Dog Vendor: Joseph DeLuca
  • Picnic Girl: Kendall Draughn
  • Electronic Store Customer: John Duerler
  • Airline Terminal Passenger: Marshall Factora
  • Isreali Fan: Eric Feliciano
  • Disco Merchant: Ian Fisher
  • Phantom’s Wife: Anna Garcia Williams
  • Phantom’s Wife (uncredited): Maite Garcia
  • Disco Hip Girl: Leslie Garza
  • Girl in Club: Jessica Mei Gershen
  • Waitress: Nikki Giavasis
  • Commuter: Ronald E. Giles
  • Isreali Soldier: Sharlene Grover
  • Isreali Soldier: Sepideh Haftgoli
  • Dalohan Receptionist: Zahra Heydari
  • Party Guy: Seth Howard
  • Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge: Kevin James
  • Hotel Manager: Paul Jeans
  • Spectator: Dave Johnson
  • Nightclub Bouncer: Todd Justin
  • Amir: Sam Kalidi
  • Reporter: Sona Karia
  • Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech: Rock Kohli
  • Criminal #3: Mark Kubr
  • Shocked Businessman: Timothy Dean Lee
  • Go Go Dancer: Paula Lemes
  • Businesswoman: Bernadette Lords
  • Arab #3: Anthony Martins
  • Hot Girl / Waitress: Roni Meron
  • Cheerleader: Nicole Montano
  • Girl in Club: Rachael Murphy
  • Phantom’s Wife: Bibiana Navas
  • Hacky Sack Fan: Christina Neferis
  • Street Merchant: Adam Ohl
  • Redneck Posse Man #2: John Radcliff
  • The Hot Chick: Klavdia Ramnareine
  • Snooty French Girl at the Club: Deborah Rombaut
  • Middle Eastern Girl: Sandra Rosko
  • Score Keeper: Rob Shapiro
  • Fan in the Crowd: Mikael Sharafyan
  • Dancer: Jhennah Sinclaire
  • Woman in Beauty Shop: Terrie Snell
  • Angry Palestinian: Chris Spinelli
  • Isreali Weapons Trainer: Arne Starr
  • Little Boy #2: Riley Thomas Stewart
  • Isreali Soldier: Lee Stickler
  • Party Goer: Sarah Stringer
  • Ruth: Christa Texeira
  • Rock-throwing Girl: Keana Texeira
  • Zeb: Seth Texeira
  • Alena: Sophie Texeira
  • Angry Palestinian: Ryan Phillip Thomas
  • Shopper: Gina Tleel
  • Cafe Customer: Uzimann
  • Isreali Soldier: Kevin van Doorslaer
  • Disco-Tech: Dave Vij
  • Girlfriend: Holly Weber
  • Salon Patron: Molly Weiner
  • Hot Dog Patron: Joe Van Wie
  • Limousine Passenger: Henry Winkler
  • Girlfriend: Saye Yabandeh
  • Ukrossi: Julius Zagon
  • Phantom’s Best Friend: David Zahedian
  • Mrs. Haines: Betty Murphy
  • George Takei: George Takei
  • Phantom’s Wife: Dianne Perry Dowler

Film Crew:

  • Set Decoration: Ronald R. Reiss
  • Original Music Composer: Rupert Gregson-Williams
  • Casting: Sarah Halley Finn
  • First Assistant Director: Aldric La’Auli Porter
  • Set Designer: Robert Fechtman
  • Supervising Sound Editor: Elmo Weber
  • Executive Producer: Barry Bernardi
  • Music Editor: J.J. George
  • Special Effects Coordinator: John Hartigan
  • Director: Dennis Dugan
  • Producer: Adam Sandler
  • Casting: Randi Hiller
  • Producer: Jack Giarraputo
  • Production Design: Perry Andelin Blake
  • Costume Design: Ellen Lutter
  • Associate Producer: Daryl Kass
  • Art Direction: Alan Au
  • Screenplay: Judd Apatow
  • Director of Photography: Michael Barrett
  • Executive Producer: Robert Smigel
  • Music Supervisor: Michael Dilbeck
  • Editor: Tom Costain
  • Prosthetics: Gary Archer
  • Makeup Artist: Corina C. Duran-Rabichuk
  • Makeup Department Head: Ann Pala
  • Hair Department Head: Thomas Real
  • Utility Sound: Richard Kite
  • Production Supervisor: Adam Brightman
  • Key Hair Stylist: Nancy Tong
  • Co-Producer: Kevin Grady
  • Art Direction: John Collins
  • Leadman: Bruce Luizzi
  • Casting Associate: Tamara Hunter
  • Foley Artist: Amy Kane
  • Graphic Designer: William Eliscu
  • Makeup Artist: Denise Paulson
  • Set Designer: Jann K. Engel
  • Costume Supervisor: Camille Argus
  • Dialogue Editor: Michael Hertlein
  • Costume Supervisor: Valerie Zielonka
  • Boom Operator: Anthony Ortiz
  • “B” Camera Operator: David E. Diano
  • Location Manager: Sam Hutchins
  • Foley Artist: Anita Cannella
  • Art Department Coordinator: Penny Smartt-Juday
  • Unit Production Manager: Iram Collantes
  • Unit Publicist: Tammy Sandler
  • Construction Coordinator: Robert A. Blackburn
  • “A” Camera Operator: Craig Fikse
  • Stunt Coordinator: Scott Rogers
  • Foley Supervisor: Suhail Kafity
  • First Assistant Editor: Stephen Shapiro
  • Supervising Sound Editor: Russell Farmarco
  • Sound Effects Editor: Marc Glassman
  • Visual Effects Supervisor: Ryan Tudhope
  • Line Producer: Gadi Levy
  • Transportation Captain: Edward Flotard
  • Dialogue Editor: Cameron Steenhagen
  • Music Supervisor: Brooks Arthur
  • Chief Lighting Technician: Michael Bauman
  • Sound Effects Editor: Orada Jusatayanond
  • ADR Mixer: Howard London
  • Key Makeup Artist: Kathleen Freeman
  • Script Supervisor: Ronit Ravich-Boss
  • Location Manager: Rob Frank
  • Assistant Costume Designer: Mary Iannelli
  • Rigging Gaffer: Jeffrey P. Soderberg
  • Production Coordinator: Tom Carson
  • Still Photographer: Tracy Bennett
  • Music Editor: Stuart Grusin
  • Production Sound Mixer: Thomas Causey
  • Production Supervisor: Jason Tamez
  • Standby Painter: Bill ‘Kauhane’ Hoyt
  • Key Costumer: Jordanna Fineberg
  • First Assistant “B” Camera: Brad Edmiston
  • Post Production Supervisor: Patsy Bouge
  • Production Accountant: Tish Johnson
  • Second Assistant “A” Camera: Kirk Bloomberg
  • Associate Producer: Judit Maull
  • Casting Assistant: Taylor Jenkins
  • Casting Assistant: Adam Rucho
  • Location Manager: Daniel Martinez
  • First Assistant “A” Camera: Michael D. Weldon
  • Key Grip: John Janusek
  • Dolly Grip: Michael Listorti
  • Craft Service: Charlie Scott
  • Dolly Grip: Sean Devine
  • Foley Mixer: Mike Marino
  • Assistant Chief Lighting Technician: Mike Bonnaud
  • Second Assistant “B” Camera: John Young
  • Best Boy Grip: John P. Shine
  • Transportation Co-Captain: Juan J. Rodriguez
  • Digital Colorist: Maxine Gervais
  • Production Illustrator: James Oxford
  • Production Secretary: Rita Smith
  • Assistant Property Master: Chuck Askerneese
  • Second Second Assistant Director: John Nasraway
  • Assistant Location Manager: Kate Chase Pitzarella
  • Assistant Editor: Jamie Keeney
  • Assistant Location Manager: Robert Paulsen
  • Second Assistant Director: Joe Roddey

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